Welcome to the Black Parade.

Is it still appropriate to say good morning? 

Probably not. Good afternoon.

I’m bored. 

Aren’t we all?

..Where is everybody? 

　

Hangovers are so fun. Really. Best things ever. 

thebeautifulabbey:

I made pancakes, you should have some.

I didn’t know you cooked.

Hangovers are so fun. Really. Best things ever. 

riansykesx:

Ah, I see. Fun stuff.

(there’s no gifs because tumblr’s being an asshole.)

The most fun I’ve ever had. 

I get it, it was doing that to me last night.

ARRRRGH 

pyro-kylie:

DEFINITELY NOT

So what’s wrong?

Hangovers are so fun. Really. Best things ever. 

riansykesx:

Your assumption would be correct. Why are you here?

I, uh, tried to kill myself. 

ARRRRGH 

pyro-kylie:

Are..you okay?

Hangovers are so fun. Really. Best things ever. 

miss-missypotters:

Next time hit me up, partying is my specialty

Sure thing.